A tale

Cerita dogeng orang kampung.




Waktu zaman dulu, zaman pemerintahan british, ade satu kawasan kampung ni namanya kampung cendekiawan. Macam namanya, semua orang dekat situ terkenal dengan kepandaian mereka dan kefasihan dorang untuk bercakap dalam bahasa melayu dan inggeris.


Tapi sebenarnya, all of them had a secret that no one in kampung lain tahu. Dorang nyorokkan rahsia ni sebab takut reputasi dan maruah mereka jatuh. Rahsia tu memanh besar and boleh menyebabkan dorang dipandang hina oleh orang zaman itu .Mereka semua sebenarnya adalah buta huruf.

they cannot read . mereka langsung tak boleh membaca!


Selama ni orang sangka dia orang pandai sebab they can speak the language well while in fact, sebenarnya dorg hanya tahu bercakap tanpa reti membaca. No one in the kampung can read but this one men named William. William was an ex askar so he knows cara membaca.

William conduct classes in the most secret place they can think off. Dia tell everyone to not say a word and not make a noise takut rahsia dorang terbongkar.

one  fine day, william tengah mengajar cara mengenal huruf. Dia ajar sebut dalam bahasa inggeris dulu sebab he knows english is important in Malaysia and people look up to people who can speak english at that time


While teaching he also give example of words to read. his word was Clap. cara membacanya adalah  clap,clap.

the orang kampung somehow got super offended and leave the class. why do u think so ?

















SEBAB DORANG INGAT DORANG C(si) Lap (lap). silap HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA .BYE GUYS GERAK DULU. JANGAN C LAP EH HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHA BET U GUYS WERE SPEECHLESS MACAM MUKA MINGUK IN THE PICTURE ABOVE KAN

 IZ LAME.I KNOW but please don stop reading my blog after this hahahahahahaha love.u muah!

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